The Doctor: Don't worry Reinette, it's just a nightmare. Everyone has nightmares; even big scary monsters from under the bed have nightmares, don't you, monster?
Reinette: What do monsters have nightmares about?
The Doctor: Me! Ha!


[Liz enters a room and stands behind Jack]
Jack: You've been avoiding me, Lemon.
Liz: How do you do that without turning around?
Jack: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but... here we are.


                                        Scott"

Oh, sorry, I got distracted by the Internet. (Vol. 1, chapter 3, page 12, panel 6)
YOU SUCK, SURPRISING NO-ONE!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother!!! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wicked soul! I am rubber, you are glue! (Vol.2, 7,6,3-9)
Do I have to do any special training, or can I go back to playing Tony Hawk?
Chopping vegetables keep us out of trouble with the law. (Vol.2, 9,9,2)
Is this one of your gay chakra tantric special abilities or whatever? (Vol.3, 14,4,5)
Oh, my god. Oh, my god... Envy's gonna smush them! Envy's crazy! She broke my heart! I gotta... I gotta do something! But what can I... Yeah! I know! I gotta believe! (Vol.3, 17,7,1-3)
Get your invisible ass over here! (Vol.4, 22,9,4)
Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make! I, Scott Pilgrim, will be the best 24-year-old... EVER! (Vol.5, 26,2,1-2)
The future? Like... with jetpacks? (Vol.5, 28,5,6)
And it's all gonna be peaches n' gravy once I whup those hot Japanese guys' asses! (Vol.5, 27,22,5)
Okay! I had to fight a dude to get with her! I fought a crazy seven-foot-tall purple-suited dude! And I had to fight 96 guys to get to him, too! He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes and he could make people do whatever he said automatically! He was totally awesome! And I kicked him so far he saw the curvature of the Earth!! (Vol.3, 15,13,4)
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